"How To Get Others To Read Your Blog"

Dearest Global Community;

Since it has come to my attention after two weeks that no one is reading/responding to this blog, I have decided to write an article for myself, just to make myself laugh. In the event that someone does actually "tune in", please disregard this notice, unless you are beginning your own blog, and you desire that I should read yours.

How To Get Others To Read Your Blog:

• First, make sure the people you wish to reach can, in fact, read.
• Second, make sure you can write.
• Fourth, (I know, Third, just checking if you're still awake), get on "blogger.com" and follow the prompts.
• Lastly: Write About Things That Interest Others

Need some ideas on what to write? Here We GO:

1. Hamburger Technology
2. How to Lower Other People's Self-Esteem
3. Space Aliens—Experts at Washing-Machine Repair?
4. Reality Shows about Reality Shows
5. Father Time, Mother Nature, Uncle Sam & Big Brother
6. 11:11 Time Prompts—Why Always "Twice a Day?"
7. Anybody Else On The Planet Miss "Rock & Roll"?
8. Civil Adversity
9. Misinterpreting the Bible for Beginners, Experts, and Cultists
10. Who Needs Sleep When You Work Four Jobs?

There—I made myself laugh.

Think I'll go read someone else's blog now.