During a recent survey, it was reported that 4 out of 5 people do not like taking surveys.
This, however, is irrelevant—this article is about RAZZZZZZZ-MA-TAZZZZZZZZZZ!
RAZZ-MA-TAZZ is a combination of the Following Personality Traits:
- Razzle-Dazzle
- Personal Charisma
- A Sense of Humor
A person may have a lot of Razzle-Dazzle, in the form of costume jewelry, flashy clothes, and expensive possessions, but have no RAZZ-MA-TAZZ.
One may have Charisma in this or that milieu, but only because they happen to be surrounded by chimpanzees while holding a string of bananas—this does not qualify as RAZZ-MA-TAZZ.
Still, he or she may tell jokes, anecdotes, and make witty observations from time to time, only to waste their words upon the deaf ears of family, friends, and questionable acquaintances. Dis sure as hell ain't RAZZ-MA-TAZZ!
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If you gonna make it in Dis Life, you gonna need some RAZZ-MA-TAZZ!
If you don't know how to get it, repeat this Petition to the Universe throughout the course of yours, or someone else's day, in a gravelly voice:
"GIMMEH SOME-O-DAT RAZZ-MA-TAZZ!!!"
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In addition to this Powerful Supplication, there are things you can do on your own that will help you develop RAZZ-MA-TAZZ:
- Bathe Frequently
- Share breath-mints/gum/pepperoni sticks with others
- Become, & Remain Organized in Thought & Deed
- Imitate Good-Looking People
- Show Empathy for those who do not Bathe Frequently.
In addition, the following 3 Publications are suggested for the furthering of your RAZZ-MA-TAZZ Education:
- Think & Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill
- The Master-Key System by Charles Haanel
- Miscellaneous Hullabaloo by David Q. Tague (www.iUniverse.com)
What-choo-waitin'-fo? Go & GIT YOU SOME-O-DAT
RAZZZZZZZZZ-MA-TAZZZZZZZ!!!
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