"How To Get Others To Read Your Blog"

Dearest Global Community;

Since it has come to my attention after two weeks that no one is reading/responding to this blog, I have decided to write an article for myself, just to make myself laugh. In the event that someone does actually "tune in", please disregard this notice, unless you are beginning your own blog, and you desire that I should read yours.

How To Get Others To Read Your Blog:

• First, make sure the people you wish to reach can, in fact, read.
• Second, make sure you can write.
• Fourth, (I know, Third, just checking if you're still awake), get on "blogger.com" and follow the prompts.
• Lastly: Write About Things That Interest Others

Need some ideas on what to write? Here We GO:

1. Hamburger Technology
2. How to Lower Other People's Self-Esteem
3. Space Aliens—Experts at Washing-Machine Repair?
4. Reality Shows about Reality Shows
5. Father Time, Mother Nature, Uncle Sam & Big Brother
6. 11:11 Time Prompts—Why Always "Twice a Day?"
7. Anybody Else On The Planet Miss "Rock & Roll"?
8. Civil Adversity
9. Misinterpreting the Bible for Beginners, Experts, and Cultists
10. Who Needs Sleep When You Work Four Jobs?

There—I made myself laugh.

Think I'll go read someone else's blog now.

"Gimmeh Some-O-Dat RAZZZ-MA-TAZZZ!"

Hey, Gang!

During a recent survey, it was reported that 4 out of 5 people do not like taking surveys.

This, however, is irrelevant—this article is about RAZZZZZZZ-MA-TAZZZZZZZZZZ!

RAZZ-MA-TAZZ is a combination of the Following Personality Traits:

• Razzle-Dazzle
• Personal Charisma
• A Sense of Humor

A person may have a lot of Razzle-Dazzle, in the form of costume jewelry, flashy clothes, and expensive possessions, but have no RAZZ-MA-TAZZ.

One may have Charisma in this or that milieu, but only because they happen to be surrounded by chimpanzees while holding a string of bananas—this does not qualify as RAZZ-MA-TAZZ.

Still, he or she may tell jokes, anecdotes, and make witty observations from time to time, only to waste their words upon the deaf ears of family, friends, and questionable acquaintances. Dis sure as hell ain't RAZZ-MA-TAZZ!

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If you gonna make it in Dis Life, you gonna need some RAZZ-MA-TAZZ!

If you don't know how to get it, repeat this Petition to the Universe throughout the course of yours, or someone else's day, in a gravelly voice:

"GIMMEH SOME-O-DAT RAZZ-MA-TAZZ!!!"

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In addition to this Powerful Supplication, there are things you can do on your own that will help you develop RAZZ-MA-TAZZ:

1. Bathe Frequently
2. Share breath-mints/gum/pepperoni sticks with others
3. Become, & Remain Organized in Thought & Deed
4. Imitate Good-Looking People
5. Show Empathy for those who do not Bathe Frequently.

In addition, the following 3 Publications are suggested for the furthering of your RAZZ-MA-TAZZ Education:

• Think & Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill
• The Master-Key System by Charles Haanel
• Miscellaneous Hullabaloo by David Q. Tague (www.iUniverse.com)

What-choo-waitin'-fo? Go & GIT YOU SOME-O-DAT

RAZZZZZZZZZ-MA-TAZZZZZZZ!!!

The "David Q. Worldview" Prayer

To That Power which Governs the Universe that Willingly Inhabits Us:

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…We are here for a Reason…


And although sometimes
Our Mission is Not Clear
Our Struggles Seem Without End
And Our Questions Go Unanswered


Let it not be in vain
That we Strive to Improve
May Universal Law
Justly Compensate Our Efforts


May Happiness Abound
For Those Whom Rightfully Seek It
Permit Wisdom to Arrive
At Its Invited Destinations…


Ever teaching us
Always guiding us
In our ever-present
(conscious and sound)
thoughts, decisions, and actions…


The End Result
Imminently and Eventually
Manifesting Itself
As a
LIFE LIVED TO IT’S FULLEST POTENTIAL


Returning to the Earth
On It’s Final Day
Without Regret


And Leaving Behind
An Unforgettable Legacy


To be Preserved
And Passed On
For the Benefit of Subsequent Generations.



C 9:55AM, Tuesday, November 25, 2008, David K. Tague/Tagis, Inc.

The First in a Series of Writings...

Hello and Welcome.

My Name is David Q., and you are in for some Miscellaneous Hullabaloo!

Although these blogs have been around for over a decade now, it behooved me to finally create one today, in the best interests of All Humankind.

Pompous? You bet! But, hey, what da hell. I've got a book out there called Miscellaneous Hullabaloo: Collected Works 1992-2007, and, according to me, myself & I, it's about time The Rest of Da World Heard About It.

Even worse, I've got two more packages of bound printed manner set for release this summer, 2009.

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Eventually, people worldwide will be contaminated with "David Q." Mania!"

Eventually, I know people worldwide will want to post their comments about this, and subsequent releases——good or bad, positive or negative, "life-changing or useful for bird-cage lining", so this blog is the perfect opportunity for everyone to do such.

Eventually, there will be a website where all this stuff will be properly presented, published, and promulgated. But for now, might as well start with "humble beginnings".

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I guess the best thing for new readers to this blog to do is to get on dem search engines and look up Miscellaneous Hullabaloo: Collected Works 1992-2007.

I guess the best thing for me, David Q., to do right now is to get some reviews of this book posted for you to read.

Lemme get busy!