For any/all who find comfort & solace in The Religion Preferably Referred To As Christianity, I have compiled (for your benefit) a list of characteristics & attributes that I feel would comprise the "Ideal Christian Denomination"——take a look...
The "Ideal Christian Denomination" Would Possess:
The Peacefulness of The Quakers
The Generosity of the Church of Christ
The Charity of the Catholics
The Personal Fortitude of The Baptists
The Understated Glory of The Protestants
The Bible Study Discipline/Door-to-Door Preaching of the Jehovah's Witnesses
The Family Values/Health Habits of The Mormons
The Fiery Spirit/Enthusiasm of An Evangelical
The Gifts of the Spirit of The Pentecostals
The Steadfastness of The Seventh-Day Adventists
The Heart of Any Overseas Missionary
Oh, and Lest We Forget——Living and Practicing the Love of Christ Might Come In Handy As Well...
Anybody Out There Willing To Create A Denomination Conforming To This Particular Combination?
(Lemme Know!)
Sincerely,
David Q.
Self-Professed Hypocrite
& Part-Time Sinner
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