A New Post After All

Hey, Gang!

Sorry I've been gone awhile, but I've been working on the new website promised last year. It's called The DQ Worldview Crusade. Log On at www.dqworldviewcrusade.com to listen to some David Q. Music, or order one, two, or all three of my Literary Masterpieces (I'm working on my modesty), or, unlike this blog, you can actually e-mail me and say, "Hey Q—what's up with that sloppy patch-in on track four of Instrumental One's guitar solo?"

Since I took a break from bloggin', and spent the better half of last year promotin' books, now everyone's askin' me, "Do You Have A Blog?"

So, even though I've now begun a website, it is my obligation to you—readers, fans, and the 'accidentally-arriving here by typing in the wrong blog address', to continue to blog ahead, re-direct you to the new website, and hope to Hades that it doesn't bore you half as much as these blog entries did last year.

Rocko-Rollo
Beedila-Deedila
Love & Pisses
Take It Eaze

David Q.

Final Blog Post

Dearest David Q. Fans:

Today is the Last Day I will be making a blog entry here at miscellaneoushullabaloo.

A NEW "DAVID Q." WEBSITE is currently In The Works. I am planning it's "Grand Opening" sometime in the Spring of 2010.

This future site should prove alot more fun and feature-filled than what I have been able to offer on this blog, which has been plagued with technical difficulties since its inception.

As you can see, there are 'no comments' offered here, yet, I have quite a few 'profile hits'. I have been trying to correct this problem for some time now, but to no avail.

At this New Website, I hope to enable folks to e-mail me, as well as post comments and reviews. I also have some music you may be interested in hearing.

In any case, it was fun being 'silly' for the past 7 months or so. Hopefully all of you whom have 'tuned in' since April have enjoyed what you read here, as well as in my 3 current releases, Miscellaneous Hullabaloo, Inane Balderdash, & ...and now, more fun with...

I will be keeping this blog up for another few weeks, just for the sake of anyone new logging in for the first time and wanting to read what has been offered here.

Slap-Happy Holidays, and Thanks For All Your Support.

Sincerely,

DQT

Things That Scare Me More Than Halloween

Ghosts? Goblins? Skeletons? Witches? Eggs & Shaving Cream Vandals?

All have ceased to frighten this 'tough guy' anymore, as I have moved onto bigger & better fears, obviously listed here:

1) Christmas Shopping
2) Civilians that wear Berets
3) Nightmares in which I become a "non-smoker"
4) Any Reality TV Show
5) The News
6) People Who Park In Fire Lanes (and the Cops that Refuse to Ticket Them)
7) The fact that they're still running commercials with Billy Mays in them, 4 months after his untimely death (hey, we've still got Anthony (Sully) Sullivan, Ron Popeil & that Shammy Whammy guy with the headset—what gives?)
8) Global Freezing
9) Non-smoking, beret-wearing Christmas shoppers parked in fire lanes (to which patrolling police are oblivious) to purchase products currently advertised by the Late Billy Mays for a new Reality TV Show that just made the News
10) Having to write a "Thanksgiving" Blog Entry within the next 3 weeks
11) Continually noticing 11:11 on my digital clock
12) Waiting for falling "moon debris" after we blasted it seeking water on Friday, Oct. 9th
13) The Number 13 (still can't shake this stupid-stition)
14) Noticing spelling errors on blogs I wrote months ago
15) Coming in contact with Anyone who is not aware of the existence of my 3 books, Miscellaneous Hullabaloo, Inane Balderdash, & "...and now, more fun with...", for, after reading these clever & entertaining blog-entries (conceit?), I know people will be dying (Halloween Pun?)
to get such bound-printed matter into their personal reading collections...

Well, off to get my costume—this year, in recompense for free candy, I'll be trick-or-treating as a busted car with an extended warranty I heard about on TV, you know, the ones that "pay the repair shop" directly?

3 Books You Need To Purchase NOW!

Aside from releasing my own spectacular 'slices of life' (created for your enjoyment, might I add) in bound, printed form, once in a while I actually take the time to read what others have to say.

In this entry, I bring to your attention three spectacular selections I am currently reading in between:
1) Writing my fourth book
2) Cigarette breaks
3) Complaining about circumstances I know will never change.

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Simple Happiness: 52 Easy Ways to Lighten Up by JIM RYAN (Self-Help, Authorhouse)

As an avid reader of self-help books, this one comes highly recommended. Complete with 52 practical & workable suggestions for those desiring to experience a happier, more fulfilling life, Jim Ryan has created an instant classic alongside the likes of Think and Grow Rich & The Master-Key System. His perfect balance of advice, information, narrative style and context earn this current title a 'must-read' for any and all of us seeking personal enlightenment, wisdom, and character development/fortitude.

All Day Play by KENN GALATI (Children's, Comixpress)

In this wonderful tale of a chore-ridden farm girl and her encounter with 3 magic fairies, Author Kenn Galati (and illustrator Kerri Allegretta) offer forth a delightful, enjoyable story & artwork, complete with a moral not just children, but anyone, can learn from. This book is the Best Reason for Parents to spend a Few More Minutes with their young ones, and would do well in any/all grammar-school curriculums.

{Stand by—Mr. Galati will also be releasing a volume of Poetry (for grown-ups like you and I) in 2010!}

The Labrador Retriever: The Dog That Does It All by LISA WEISS & EMILY BIEGEL
(Pets/Dogs, Howell Book House)

The exhaustive research, rich abundance of photographs, and genuine love for 'The Lab' that these authors exhibit in this priceless collection is nothing short of astounding, and belongs on every dog-lovers bookshelf/coffee table. Various chapters include Breeding, Grooming, Health Concerns, Dog Shows, and Finding The Right Lab For You. If one doesn't own a dog yet, then get this book before you do—what you will learn is invaluable, and the pictures alone will warm your heart.

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There you have it, 'global community of readers'—your Next Three Purchases, all Planned Out For You!

Until Next Time...

David Q.

P.S. : ...and you folks thought I was gonna blather on about my three books—"HARUMPH!"

How To GET RICH During This RECESSION!

During this latest period of Economic Uncertainty, there are many ways that Americans (or citizens of any country, for that m(ad-h)atter) can not only survive, but become wealthy! Curiously, these Adverse Conditions are the Best Times during which to amass numerous sources of 'untapped riches'!

Lemme guess——I'll bet you're anxious to get started! Let us Proceed to READ:

1) Give Up Sleeping: We're not just talking about "cutting down" or "going on less", but eliminating sleep entirely!

Disadvantages of Sleep:
a) Nightmares
b) Lost Revenue/Decreased Productivity Due to Inactivity
c) Incurred Debt from Additional Accessories such as:
Beds/Sheets/Pillows/Pajamas & Robes/Sleeping Pills/Laundry Costs.

Instead of Sleep, we should consider taking on 3rd/4th Part-Time Jobs to begin generating Excess Cash!

2) Work-At-Someone-Else's-Home-Business: Enough of all this malarkey about making millions on your Own Home Business Start-Up—Do it at Someone Else's House! You will save on Utilities, Chores, and being interrupted by all those Dang Harassing Calls from annoying 'Bill Collectors'...

3) Open Up Your Own Theater in Branson, Missouri: This is what famous musicians are wont to do when their popularity/sales start to dwindle—performing their old hits at their own establishments for all their fans who still desire to "live in the past".

So you've never had a "hit single"? Not to worry—many of the "Nostalgia Acts" Touring Today have One Original Band Member on Life Support who owns the rights to the Band's Name, plus Several New Young Members Nobody Knows, and The Crowds Don't Care!—Why not hire some of these bullet-heads to play at your new joint & start rakin' in dat "Nostalgia Cash"?

4) Start A New Religious Cult: Listen up—there's plenty of humans out there just waiting to worship Other Charismatic Humans and willingly hand over their paychecks in exchange for
some "After-Life Goodies & Guarantees". Nuff Said!

5) Crime: When all else fails, these following career options are Recession-Proof:

Bank Robbers

Hit-Men

Drug Smugglers

Ticket-Scalpers

Bookees/Gamblers

Loan Sharks

Gang-Members

YOU AIN'T RICH YET?

Get Busy!!!

Surveillance Society!

I saw a headline recently that claimed Americans are getting fearful of "chipping"—you know, "tracking devices" in I.D. Cards, licenses, and people.

Why all da HUB-BUB?

People have been tracked, monitored, & followed by their governments & ruling powers for thousands of years—by the military, the police, churches, taxation entities, spies, and door-to-door salesmen!

Today, we are basically being FILMED everywhere we go—cameras in traffic lights, recorded in retail stores (to prevent theft), and by bullet-heads on cell phones who are dying to use their "built-in camera" feature.

Today, everybody WANTS to be filmed, anyway—on REALITY TV, YOU TUBE/INTERNET, and, if one is ingenious enough, on a Home Shopping Network/Their Own Infomercial Plugging Their Latest Product/Invention (I myself am working on a patent for a combination cheese grater/toilet plunger).

Personally, I think we need MORE SURVEILLANCE!

You read that correctly, and, what da hell? I think EVERYONE should have to WEAR A CAMERA and be WATCHED 24/7. This will create more SURVEILLANCE JOBS, which will increase sales of MONITORING/SECURITY EQUIPMENT, and pull our buttocks out of Dis Dang Recession!

I think YOU, meaning, of course, the Other 5, 999, 999, 999 People On This Planet, ought to know:
1) What I Am Doing
2) What I Am Thinking
3) Where I Am Going——ALL THE TIME!

Plus, when I get "down-time", in between writing Blockbusters such as Miscellaneous Hullabaloo, Inane Balderdash, & "...and now, more fun with...", I should be able to Monitor The Rest Of YOU, just to see/find out:
1) Who's Buying My Books
2) What the Anti-Christ is having for Dinner Tonight
3) Where those damn telemarketers who keep calling me during dinnertime are located.

Who needs PRIVACY ANYMORE?

Who knows? Maybe we'll all be Psychic sometime in the near future, and not need any of this surveillance—all of our brains will be scrambled trying to "read each other's thoughts", and, if we're lucky, we'll all eventually:
a) go insane
b) become extinct, or
c) evolve into a Better Type of Human Being, capable of Minding Our Own Business.

See ya—I'm going to get my "Computer Chip Implant"!

Mark O' Da Beast,

DQT

America's 233rd Birthday—July 4th, 2009

Sometime in-between the course of Holiday Events, such as:

a) Running to Retail Stores for Sales

b) Barbecues & Block Parties

c) Setting off loud, colorful, & illegal explosives,

Maybe we can sneak on-line, dig out an Almanac, or reference some ole "History Book" and graze over The Declaration of Independence for a few minutes.

Within this Precious Document, we will notice ancestors & forefathers boldly declaring their separation & freedom from their mother country, due to the repeated injustices and oppressions placed upon them.

We will, no doubt, come across emotionally-tugging nouns and verbs, such as "Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit of Happiness".

While reading, we will encounter an exhaustive, documented list of offences (English Spelling)

executed by a government against it's own citizens, and their persistent efforts to correct & combat said nonsense.

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Today, we will Wave Flags, Eat Hot Dogs, and Make Lotsa Noise.

Today, in addition to these fine/fun activities, I wanted (for myself, not to infringe on anyone else's "rights", mind you) to remind myself of the Origins of This Celebration.

Today, if only for a few minutes, I wanted to honor and appreciate that Fight & Drive those Early Colonists Had—to Stand Against Any/All Forms of Oppression & Tyranny, despite the consequences.

And here we are, 233 years later.